The Irelanders' Adventures of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Cosmos Rising/Transcript

This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Cosmos Rising.

[The story begins in the past, the Royal Sisters, Queen Novo, and the King Of Abssinya are in armor looking around a chaotic version of Equestria]

Discord: [narrating] It was a long, long time ago... Now I know what you're all thinking... This is all my fault...

Princess Luna: [in armor with the Elements of Loyalty, Kindness and Generosity around her neck] Did you find him?

Princess Celestia: [in armor with the Elements Of Honesty, Laughter, and Magic] [lands] He'll turn up. He always does.

Discord: [narrating] Now, if you've known me from before I was reformed, you would maybe be right.

Queen Novo: [in armor; serious] If we don't get this under control now, we may not be able to reverse all the damage.

Voice: We have him.

Discord: [narrates] Indeed they did have me.

[King Aspen throws him to the ground and the rulers glare at him]

Discord: Ow! Easy on the horns.

Discord: [narrating] Ah, there I am. I'm going to reiterate here that this was not my fault.

King Aspen: [glares at Discord] Quiet! Do you have any idea how far you've gone!

Princess Celestia: [glares at him] Discord! This isn't one of your mere annoyances, you're destroying the very fabric of our world! Stop this at once!

King Of Abssinya: [with a bandage on his ear] [worried] It's happening at a frantic rate... has he ever been this crazed before?

Princess Luna: [worried] Discord! Stop before more are injured!

[Equestria is thrown out of whack due to the chaos and Valentine themed related things]

Discord: [fearful] IT ISN'T ME DOING THIS!

[Suddenly, a giant talon comes down nearly on everyone]

Discord: [scared] Oh no...

Voice: [playfully sinister] [feminine] Now, now it's not nice to touch things that aren't yours. Return him to me.

Royals: [look in shock]

Luna: [shocked] Who...what are you?

Discord: [hiding behind Celestia in fear] Save me from her please! Get rid of her and this all goes back to normal, I swear it will take all of us, even me!

Princess Celestia: [glares at him] ...If we help you now, will you turn yourself in?

Discord: [scared] YES! Anything you want! I'll swear off the hijinks for good! I'll clean the castle! I'll start a youth group! JUST STOP HER!

Voice: [sinisterly singsong while literally tearing the fabric of reality apart] Oh Diiiiiiiiscord!

King Of Abssinya: [worried] We're running out of time!

Royals/Discord: [uses their magic and artifacts to blast the being]

Voice: NO! DISCORD STOP THEM!

Discord: [smirks] What was that dear? I can't hear you over all the chaos.

Being: NOOOO!!! [gets turned into six stars that are spread across the galaxy]

[everyone collapses in exhaustion]

Princess Celestia: [glares angrily at Discord] Discord, you are to report to the palace at once, you and I are going to have a very long discussion about over who that was and what just happened.

Discord: Oh! Yes, about that... [snaps his fingers]

[all the royals get put to sleep]

Discord: [with a mixing bowl] I can't let any of you remember this. Wake up and think it was me. There wasn't anyone else here. It was all me. [he looks up to the sky to see six stars shaped into a heart] [sadly] Goodbye, Cosmos... [sets down a cake that says 'Sorry About The Mess' XOXOX Discord] [disappears in a puff of smoke]

Princess Celestia: [groggily wakes up before looking in confusion]

[Meanwhile, in the present, the Irelanders and the Mane 6 are browsing in Ponyville... specifically at a flea market]

Pinkie Pie: Oh! And look at this!

Violet Parr: Amazing.

Brawn: Incredible.

Pinkie Pie: Can you believe ponies are selling this stuff? I'd keep it forever!

Twilight Sparkle: Twilight Sparkle: That's called "hoarding" Pinkie, and it's only something dragons usually do.

Spike: [offended] Hey! You are not wrong, but still...

[Rarity walks up to them, wearing a jeweled necklace, Gem was floating nearby, wearing a tiara]

Rarity: Sorry I'm late guys! I stopped by a jewelry stall when I spotted this and I simply had to have it!

[the necklace has a golden chain with blue beads and a pinkish-purple eight pointed star in the center]

Spike: [licks their lips] It looks delicious!

Gem: [swats their claws away] No, bad dragon.

Spike: Eep!

Twilight Sparkle: It's pretty Rarity, what kind of stone is that?

Rarity: I have no idea- I just like the luster of it. It's got a lovely shine, and the setting...

Pinkie Pie: I like that it's purple!

Harley Quinn: That's almost pink!

Big Barda: Guys, take a look at what I have bought.

Auriana: Looks like a silver ball. May I hold onto it?

Big Barda: Sure. (Gives the orb to Auriana)

Rarity: [looks at the necklace then at Twilight] You know, Twilight. seeing it next to you, I really do think it's much more your style, dear.

Twilight Sparkle: [shocked] Really?

Rarity: Why it practically matches your cutie mark and with all your purple it's practically made for you! [levitates the necklace around Twilight's neck]

Twilight Sparkle: [flattered] Thank you?

[Twilight’s eyes suddenly take on a pink colour as she hear a voice]

"Find The Rest..."

[Auriana’s eyes suddenly take on a purple colour as she hear a voice]

"Revenge Will Be Mine..."

Rarity: Twilight? Auriana? Are you alright? Do you not like the necklace?

Twilight Sparkle: It's not that...

Auriana: It's something else...

[Twilight and Auriana blink and their eyes turn back to normal]

Batgirl: What was that all about?

[The others look at them in confusion]

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know... [looks at the necklace in concern] I think we need to call a meeting. Spike, can you go gather everyone up?

Spike: I'm on it! [runs off]

Pinkie Pie: Awww...

Springer: We better get to the castle at once.

Auriana: Right.

[Later, at the Castle of Friendship, the Irelanders, the Mane 6 and Spike were sitting around the cutie map]

Twilight Sparkle: [looks at her friends] So you can confirm that none of you didn't hear those voices?

Auriana: None of you at all?

Applejack: Nope.

Brawn: Not at all.

Mera: I got something!

Rainbow Dash: Wait! I'm getting something...

Auriana: Really?!

Twilight Sparkle: Yes. What do you hear?

Auriana: Go on?

Rainbow Dash: That you are an overworked egghead and hearing things and you should take (Gasps) a break.

Twilight Sparkle: Har de har har.